$CPI: Because Even Springfield Politics Needs a Blockchain
Hey there, ELECTABLE INVESTOR!
So grab a Duff Beer, HODL tight, and let's ride this meme-powered rocket to the moon! 🚀 P.S We can't promise a visit from Mr. Snrub, but we can guarantee a wild ride in the crypto-verse.
$CPI Supply and Token information
Low Transaction Tax: We're talking lower than the chances of Mr. Burns winning a popularity contest. Your $CPI stays where it belongs – in your digital wallet!
Perpetual Security: Fort Knox ain't got nothin' on us. Our blockchain is more secure than Homer's secret stash of donuts.
Transparency & Innovation: We're not like those shady politicians making backroom deals. Our tokenomics are open for all to see, just like Flanders' heart (bless his soul).
But wait, there's more!
Community-Driven: $CPI is powered by the people, for the people (and the occasional talking dog, we don't judge).
Meme-tastic Potential: This ain't your grandpappy's coin. $CPI is primed for viral memes and internet fame. Get ready to HODL for the lulz!
total supply:
Phase1: MEME
Phase2: BUY AND HOLD
Phase3: CHEER THE PRESIDENT